Saturday, March 31, 2012
Blackhawks at Nashville - Win Recap
"PAYBACK"
Ladies and Gentlemen, Blackhawks Save of the Year
What more can be said about Nashville that we haven't said 5 times previous. They are a tough team from top to bottom with defense that will choke opponents to death. The Hawks trailed the Preds by 3 points, coming...
Friday, March 30, 2012
Blackhawks vs. Blues
Shootout Win Recap
"Perversions of Pain"
The Hawks had a great chance to make a statement on Thursday night, with the league leading St. Louis Blues rolling into town. This sounds like a tall order, until you look at their road record, which was a very average 18-16-5. A serious contrast...
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Blackhawks at New Jersey
Shootout Loss Recap
"Diabolus in Musica"
So, we're all in agreement that we're glad the Blackhawks got the stinker out of their system against Nashville on Sunday, right? I thought so. Now it's back to business, with the Hawks traveling to "beautiful" New Jersey for a roll in the sewer sludge....
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
The Eagle Flies Home - Eddie Belfour
While the Hawks put up a real stinker, Sunday night, a Chicago Blackhawks icon returned for his very own heritage night. Ed Belfour was in the United Center, wearing his memorable #30 Indianhead. Since CSN wasn't airing the game, and NBC Sports couldn't care less, no one...
Monday, March 26, 2012
Blachawks vs. Predators - Loss Recap
"Altar of Sacrifice"
Now that all the dust has settled, the Blackhawks had more important tasks at hand. They were within 2 points of the Preds and 3 points behind the Evil Empire coming into the action Sunday night. The task at hand was made quite a bit more difficult...
Thursday, March 22, 2012
The Mysterious Magic Elbow Theory
"Back and to the Left...Back and to the Left"
Last night, Duncan Keith did something uncharacteristic of Duncan Keith. He ALLEGEDLY took exception to a previous high hit by Daniel Sedin by returning a high open iced elbow to the dome. First and foremost, Keith's was a bad decision, and deserves some attention from the league. Any Blackhawks worth...
Blackhawks vs. Canucks - OT Win Recap
"Shaw No Mercy"
There aren't many people in Chicago, or Vancouver for that matter, that weren't eying up this game on the schedule. The "entitled" Canucks came into town early Monday to enjoy our amenities, and probably our women, before playing the Hawks Wednesday night....
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Blackhawks at Columbus - Win Recap
"At Dawn They Sleep"
Ah, the Columbus Blue Jackets. Oh, how Viktor Stalberg loves to hear your name. When they see #25 walking into the arena, they must have panic attacks. The Jackets have been playing "better", but "better" isn't exactly "good". They were 5-5-0 in their...
Monday, March 19, 2012
Blackhawks vs. Capitals - Win Recap
"Season in the Abyss"
The Blackhawks welcomed a team that has underachieved more than the Hawks have this year. The 8th place Washington Capitals. They have been about almost as hot as the Hawks in their last 10 games, matching the Hawks 6-3-1. With the potential firepower...
Friday, March 16, 2012
Blackhawks at Dallas - Win Recap
"Stars Wars"
Friday night, the Blackhawks rolled into the battle grounds of yet another smoking hot team in Dallas, where the Stars at night are big and bright. Lame, I know, my deepest apologies. Anyhow, the Stars had crawled up from the depths of the dead, to the top...
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Blackhawks vs. Blues - SO Win Recap
"Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard"
I don't think any Chicago fan thought they would see the day when the St. Louis Blues would be leading the entire NHL in points. Why don't the hockey gods just piss in our Gatorade? Even back in the day, when Bernie Federko, the...
Monday, March 12, 2012
Two more years of Car-cilliness

It was announced early this morning that Dan Carcillo had resigned for 2 more years. At first I was excited, because it had to be to play in Siberia, right? Then I realized that Stan Bowman actually signed Carcillo. I then proceeded to kick puppies, take candy from small...
Blackhawks vs. LA Kings
SO Loss Recap
"Nice Shootin, Tex"
The clock is ticking for the the Blackhawks and Kings. While the Hawks are a pretty good bet to make the playoffs, the Kings are fighting for their playoff life. They say in the 11th spot but were only 2 points out of the 8th spot. Each game was important...
Friday, March 9, 2012
Blackhawks vs. NY Rangers - Win Recap
"Johnny O-Did-It""
Fourteen games and counting, gentlemen. The last time that the Hawks saw the Rangers, Coach John Tortorella threw Quenneville a solid. He started backup Marty Biron on the heels of a 10 game Blackhawks losing streak. The Hawks came out "guns a blazin"...
Perfect Insanity: The Huet Theory
I cannot, for the life of me, believe that it is March 9th, with 14 games to play, and I have to even breach the subject of Cristobal Huet in a Blackhawks uniform. You read that right, folks. I have seen enough geniuses on message boards and Twatter to have to actually EXPLAIN...
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Blackhawks at St. Louis - Loss Recap
"KA-BLUE-Y"
Fifteen games and counting, for the Blackhawks, and things aren't getting any easier. They traveled to St. Louis to take on the Blues. The Blues come into this game 7-3-0 in their last 10 and 4-1-0 in their last 5. Not the Blues we're use to walking all over....