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Showing posts with label Daniel Carcillo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daniel Carcillo. Show all posts

Monday, October 6, 2014

The Great Space Coaster


After the completely asinine, head scratching camp invite of Daniel Carcillo, Friday, the real fun began for all of us crazy basement dwelling bloggers in Chicago.


It quickly spread like wildfire that the PTO that Carcillo had signed was actually going to blossom into an actually NHL deal to return to the Blackhawks. This, in fact, came to fruition when the Blackhawks announced the one year, league minimum ($550K), deal for Gorilla Salad. This means that instead of Brandon Mashinter being the Blackhawks resident fist magnet, Dan Carcillo will be assuming that position as well as notorious league miscreant. Just peachy.

If that wasn't enough to get your blood pressure abnormally high, the real fireworks went off Saturday morning. The fact that Leddy was scratched Friday in New York led everyone to assume that there was a deal in place, and that there was. Saturday morning it was announced that Nick Leddy and Kent Simpson had been traded to the New York Islanders for T.J. Brennan, Ville Pokka and the rights to restricted free agent goaltender Anders Nilsson. That induced a"Pokka Party":



The word on Brennan is that he is a Rundblad type. High potential, after being drafted by Buffalo, but never reached full potential. He was last year's AHL Eddie Shore best Defenseman winner with the Totonto Marlies, putting up some pretty gaudy numbers. That's all fine and well until you look who won that award in 06-07, Sheldon Brookbank. Case closed, your honor. He was immediately put on waivers to be sent to Rockford the minute he was acquired, but I'll get into that a little more later.

TJ Brennan Scouting Report


Ville Pokka-Face is one of the Isles, sort of, top prospects. Pokka is a smallish, bizzare looking Finnish defenseman that was named "The best players in the world you've never heard of", last April. He may turn out to be a real find at some point. There was a piece written about him back in 2012 before he was drafted, with high praise. I guess we'll see how this one pans out.


Recent Ville Pokka Scouting Report


The third player the Hawks acquired was a real wild card in rather large RFA goalie Anders Nilsson, who is currently playing in the KHL. I doubt we ever see this guy in Hawks colors, but I have been wrong plenty. He's 6'5" and 220 lbs, which is ideal in today's NHL. I can only assume that the thought of playing in NY was just too much to bear. If the Blackhawks can talk him into coming back for North America he might be a future backup in two years, when Raanta leaves for a chance at a starting jobs somewhere else.

Anders Nilsson Scouting Report

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Friday, October 3, 2014

Death Becomes Us

Gorilla Salad Returns



In a move that no one could have predicted, the Blackhawks announced that they had added Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo to their training camp roster.


That was the reaction of most all Chicago fans. As the story unfolded more, Blackhawks Coach Joel Quenneville said that he was interested in signing Gorilla Salad to and NHL deal. I really don't even know where to begin with my utter disgust in this move and thee are several reasons why.

First of all, the Blackhawks just spent all of training camp trotting our gorilla, face punchers as a trial. The one they had their eye on got hurt. In a matter of 2 days, their plan, if you call it that, went to hell. Brandon Mashinter was injured against the Canadiens and may be more hurt than the Blackhawks are letting on to. If this was a week long injury, and you absolutely need a face puncher, then PC Labrie and Cody Bass are certainly no worse than John Scott was for 3 minutes a game. Instead they ran out and brought in a guy that was on the discard pile of the Kings, Rangers and Penguins.


Second, the Blackhawks are down to the wire with cap issues. They are roughly $2.2 million over and they must be compliant by this coming Wednesday. Mashinter would make $562,500, and the Meatball Bash brothers of Labrie and Bass would make $550,000. Unless Carcillo is going to accept one of those two deals, the Blackhawks will have to try and shed even more salary

By Wednesday.

Third, Daniel Carcillo is a reckless, and bad hockey player. There are very glaring reasons that the Kings, Rangers and Penguins didn't want him. He is bad. His time is over.


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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Blackhawks News
Sign It, Trade It, Mail It Away!


Just when things slow down in Blackhawk Land, Stan Bowman pulls us right back in. Tuesday the Blackhawks announced a couple of deals.

First of all, the team announced that they had re-signed, NOT RESIGNED, Ryan Stanton to a one year extension. No financial term have been announced yet, but you can expect something in the area of a two way $600K deal. Stanton has been a solid, on the cusp, player in Rockford for a few years now, and made his NHL debut against the Blues in the last game of the season. This isn't a huge development as Stants would still be the #8 guy on the NHL roster.

Stanton is pretty highly regarded in the Hawks system, and still only 23 years old. He specs out at 6'2" and 205lbs, which is on the large side of average for NHL defenders. Players and fans seem to really like him, so hopefully we'll get a chance to see him this year, and under favorable circumstances.


Just a short while after the Stanton re-signing, and all sane Hawks fans dreams came true; after winning the cup that is. Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo was traded to LA for a conditional draft pick. Since others in the Blackhawks Blog Brotherhood covered this more eloquently rthan I, you can just read for yourselves. To say I vehemently agree with their points is to put things lightly.

Go forth and read:

The gents at The Committed Indian
And the fine young cannibals over at HockeeNight

On to the Mailbag. Figured I would throw it out to the fans to answer a few questions. Here we go:

Several people asked about the prospects that will need to fill the open roster spots.

Excellent question. With the passing on of Gorilla Salad, there is yet another spot opened up. Realistically, the Hawks need to replace Bolland, Stalberg and Frolik at a minimum. This is assuming that Bolland was slotted for the second line center spot.

As far as second line center goes, the Blackhawks seem to be pretty content with a Marcus Kruger, Brandon Pirri and Drew LeBlanc slugging it out for the position. They have pretty decent potential, as Pirri was the AHL's regular season leading scorer, and LeBlanc was the Hobey Baker award winner in College this spring. Word has been circling that Leblanc is considered further along than originally expected. The issue I would be worried about is faceoffs. Hopefully the addition of consultant Yanic Perreault, and the re-signing of faceoff wizard Michal Handzus will help the kids along in this process. Kruger would "seem" like the most likely, with his experience, so we'll see how this plays out. If that happens, then Pirri or Leblanc move down to the 4th line.

As far as some of the open wing spots, you can bet on Ben Smith making the team out of camp. The organ-I-zation has been high on him for a while, but there just simply wasn't any room. He could be slotted on the 3rd line, replacing Stalberg, or the 4th line, replacing Frolik. The speedy and gritty Jeremy Morin will get a long look, probably making the team, in those two spots as well. The dark horse in this race is Jimmy Hayes. He has the size but he doesn't use it to his advantage as much as the coaches would like. He's more like a poor man's Eric Daze, than Bryan Bickell. With his frame, he "should" be the leader in this race, but they really don't seem to know if they want him at center or wing. Personally, I'd like to see him on the 4th line with Handzus or one of the kids, and I wouldn't be opposed to Bollig out there from time to time. If Kruger can't hack the second line job, he could play center or wing there as well.

The Hawks are going to try and slot Bickell in on one of the top two lines, at least to start, which might mean that Saad slides down into the bottom six. This leaves the third line around Shaw open for Morin or Smith. I could see lines shaking out something like this, come fall:

Kane-Toews-Bickell
Sharp-Kruger-Hossa
Saad-Shaw-Smith
Morin-Handzus-Bollig

While I really have no use for Bollig, Quenneville will play him, so that's why I included him. I'd much rather have Jimmy Hayes playing in that slot, but the Mustachio rules the roost.

If you mention Kyle Beach, I'll cut ya!

As far as the defense goes, it's a real tight ship organizationally. The top 7 spots are spoken for, unless someone really blows the doors off the joint, in camp. Stanton seems like the logical "first responder", if there are injuries, and Adam Clendening could see some time, in an emergency, as well. Dylan Olsen, Klas Dahlbeck, and Shawn Lalonde aren't all that far behind either.

With the Goaltending, unless there is a miracle, there is only one new player you have a chance of seeing. Antti Raanta. He was signed to be the backup/heir apparent to Corey Crawford. If he doesn't pull a Salak, he'll be the backup next season, or earlier if Khabibulin wilts. There is a definite drop off in talent after Raanta. Kent Simpson would be next, followed by Mac Carruth, and finally Brandon Whitney. If they get past Raanta, expect the Hawks to sign a veteran for emergency duty.

At what point is the faceoff considered won?

Like hitting, won faceoffs are somewhat of a subjective statistic. What constitutes possession? I think it's safe to say that a won faceoff is when a players team takes unabated control of the puck, whenever that may be. Its really subjective to the official scorer's opinion.

Why did Stan spend so much on Bryan Bickell?

I've seen this quite a few times, and before July 5th, I may have agreed. But once Free Agency opened, equivalent players like David Clarkson, and Ryane Clowe grabbed the money and ran. Bickell is 2 years younger than Clarkson, and three years younger than Clowe. Bickell had 23 regular season points in a third line role, while Clowe had 19, and Clarkson had 24. When you take all of this into account, the Blackhawks got a player two years younger, for between $850,000 or $1.2 million less per year. Stan won this derby, because Bickell will be easier to unload than the other schmucks just because of his age and salary alone.

And finally from Fork at HockeeNight: Describe Sopel's dong in 5 words or less.

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Monday, March 12, 2012

Two more years of Car-cilliness


It was announced early this morning that Dan Carcillo had resigned for 2 more years. At first I was excited, because it had to be to play in Siberia, right? Then I realized that Stan Bowman actually signed Carcillo. I then proceeded to kick puppies, take candy from small children, and burn down churches. Well, maybe only one of those, and I'm not admitting to which.

In the grand scheme of the Blackhawks, this is not a huge transaction, if they threw very little money his way and he's going to be limited to fourth line duty. He's CERTAINLY no worse than John Scott was there. The problem is that someone fooled Quenneville into thinking he was worthy for top 6 minutes. Dan Carcillo, Folks.

The "suspended or fined 10 times in seven seasons" Dan Carcillo.

The "my season ended on a dirty hit" Dan Carcillo.

The "was issued suspensions twice in 28 games" Dan Carcillo.

THAT GUY! I gave him the benefit of the doubt, and he did nothing but prove he was the same guy that was advertised, in July. He served 3 suspensions (1 previous, and 2 while a Hawk), played only 28 games, and gathered 82 penalty minutes (5 fighting majors). You'd think he was the second coming of Tiger Williams, the way some people are going on about him. He had 2 goals in 28 games, and the Hawks were 4 games over .500 with him in the lineup. If he played 82 games, which he will NEVER do, Carcillo was on pace for roughly 6 goals and 246 penalty minutes (15 fights). He actually earned a RAISE here? Two years for $825K per year.

Some of the comments I've seen:

"Bob Probert had troubles but the Hawks took a chance on him."
How DARE you even mention Dan Carcillo and Bob Probert in the same breath? Before we look at anything else, Probert's troubles were off the ice. He was never considered a dirty player. Tough, certainly, but nothing about his game was considered dirty. Probert was not fined/suspended 10 times in his first 7 seasons. Carcillo will NEVER have a 20 goal season in the NHL, while Probert had 2, as well as a 19 goal season with the Hawks. Carcillo is known, league wide, as a dirty player that has to have a close eye kept on him. The league's disciplinary office has him on speed dial, and will continue to use him as an example.

"The Hawks were 16-8-4 with him in the lineup"
So, the Hawks were essentially 4 games over .500? That doesn't prove a thing, other than you're bad with stats.

"He had 11 points in 28 games"
Correction, he had TWO goals, none of which were game winning or tying, and one of which was an EMPTY NETTER! He had 9 even strength assists, which were scraps, as a result of playing with more talented players. Simply residuals. Leftovers.

"He wasn't signed to score goals, he was signed to add 'grit' and 'sandpaper' to the team."
It's pretty hard to add any of that when you're suspended or in the penalty box most of your time with the team. Physical play doesn't mean cheap and dangerous plays that injure opponents. Cal Cutterbuck has managed to play physical and lead the league in hits without ever breaking the 100 penalty minute mark, so I don't read me that line of bullshit.

The bottom line is that if they play him on the forth line, with under 10 minutes of ice time a game, have at it. But they wont. They will continue to tell us that he's capable of taking ice time away from people that can really put the puck in the net, while he's pulling his dirty shenanigans. Two years of it. Thanks Stan!
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

I Am The Law



July 2nd 2010: Blackhawks sign defenseman John Scott to a 2 year deal.

July 1st 2011: Blackhawks sign winger Daniel Carcillo to a 1 year deal.


We all remember these fateful days, but usually for different reasons. Each day was the opening of the free agent signing period in the NHL. Much bigger names were inked by the Hawks on those days, but these two guys were snuck in under the radar. Both of these players were signed to low risk, low paying contracts to bring "grit" and "toughness" to the Blackhawks, which is something they haven't had in a decade. Some may argue that they aren't much tougher today than the day they won the Stanley Cup, and I'd have to agree those people.

These two players that are known first and foremost for one skill, tenderizing faces. To date, Carcillo has 4 fighting majors, and Scott has 2. While, last year John Scott had 8 all season. I would hardly call 6 fights in 37 games "grit" or "toughness", and before I get 20 emails saying that grit is more than fighting, I understand that means more than just fights. Most of the fights Scott or Car Bomb have been in, are as a result of some random 1-on-1 yapping with an opposing player, not to set a tone or protect a teammate. For the first time in a year and a half, we saw Scott actually stick up for a teammate that took a cheap shot, when Kruger was concussed against the Penguins. The same goes for Car Bomb when he stuck up for Toews, a few games previous. Otherwise, just about every time one of these players displays their "toughness" it ends up biting the Hawks in the ass, or just simply turning the game momentum in favor of the opponent. Now, of course, this is not Scott or Carcillo's fault, because they are doing what they do best.

This is no longer a league where players like Tie Domi, or Stu Grimson would fit on an NHL team. The rules against fighting and for opening up the ice make these players irrelevant, ESPECIALLY John Scott. The league is just too fast for him, and he's FAR too slow to make up for the mistakes he makes. He's a huge 6'8" 260 pound liability. The fact that he hasn't been in many scuffles this year isn't really all his fault, because the rest of the league has seen what he can do, and just simply avoids him for the 5 minutes he sees a game. Ignore him, and go about their business. No one the Hawks have played looks frightened of John Scott whatsoever. He's not quick enough to catch someone in a corner, and I highly doubt he'd know what to do if he DID have someone lined up. Last night, he had one of the Kings smaller players trapped behind the net and gave him some stiff arm/chokeslam hybrid thing, that just looked awkward. The bottom line is that he's lost on the NHL ice. He doesn't have a defined position and he's not cerebral enough to swing a game around, when the Hawks are trudging uphill or running around like it's a Chinese fire drill. Playing him in almost half the first 37 games is a fucking JOKE.

Car Bomb is another chapter, but from the same book. There is no doubt in anyone's mind that he was sat down, when he signed, and told that none of those stunts he pulled in Philly or Phoenix were going to be tolerated in Chicago. We all know Quenneville won't put up with it, but again, who's at fault here? You bring a guy in and then muzzle him by telling him that he now can't do what he's good at. It's what he KNOWS. As a result, you have Carcillo running around without a purpose, and hearing "don't do it" from a big bushy gray mustache, in the back of his head. He's a neutered and muzzled pitbull that can only piss on your leg every once in a while. Do you think that last year's Car Bomb would have been in a position to basically skate into an opponent's fist and end up with a concussion? No fucking WAY. He would have been on that guy's back throwing uppercuts from behind, and probably biting the guy's ear, Iron Mike Tyson style. This year they have had him skating on the TOP LINE, with two of the best players in the NHL, where his is GROSSLY out of place. Dan Carcillo is not, and never will be, Al Secord, Wendell Clark, Dino Ciccarelli, Cam Neely, or even Rick Tocchet. He will yap his fucking head off, throw haymakers, and take cheap shots. Once, on a blue moon, he'll be in the right place and throw in a goal or two.

The moral of the story here, is that there are two people responsible for this charade. Stan Bowman and Joel Quenneville are to blame for both of these failed experiments, PERIOD. They put two square pegs on a team full of round holes, and keep jamming the fucking pegs into the holes over and over. You can't have it both way's gentlemen. Either the dogs are released, or you cage them up. Don't chop their balls off and wonder why the whimper away. Neither of these guys are players that the Hawks NEEDED. Being upset with Scott or Carcillo PERSONALLY, is irresponsible, but being upset with Q or StanBo is perfectly

If you're looking for that kind of aggression, look no further than one of the GOOD moves Bowman made this summer. Jamal "Megamind" Mayers, has a team leading 7 fighting majors, but you don't think of him as a fighter. He has shown that when a teammate is in need of some help, he's more than willing to jump in to make a point. He's useful on the penalty kill, a leader in the locker room, defensively responsible, can play wing or center, and has actual hockey skills. The biggest part of MegaMayer's game is that he's SMART. He doesn't seem to take stupid offensive zone penalties that handicap the team, like the others do.

The problem here is that we all know I'm pissing in the wind, because the management will jam their decisions down our throat over and over, rather than admit failure. So be it...I suppose.
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