Blackhawks vs. Penguins 5-1 Win Recap

"Empire of the Clouds" by Patrick Norton Tweet at Norton After two straight losses in Florida earlier in the week, the Blackhawks had one chance remaining to make the best of their three game road trip. The Blackhawks occupied NBC’s Wednesday Night Rivalry timeslot with a possible...

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Puckin Hostile ShoutcastEpisode 79

In this 79th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Alexei Yashin episode) Gatekeeper, Fatrick, Norton and Ol Freckles, Billy Beck talk about the Blackhawks latest slide and the late March doldrums of a division leading team. The topics discussed include: -The US Women's team plight,...

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Blackhawks at Tampa Bay5-4 OT Loss Recap

"Disgustipated" by Gatekeeper Yell at Gatekeeper I think we can all agree that Saturday night's game was forgettable? The final two periods of that game, to be more precise. As always, the meatballs poked their heads out from the rocks they have been hiding under for most...

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Blackhawks vs. Panthers 7-0(!) SO Loss Recap

"Joker and The Thief" by Patrick Norton Tweet at Norton I thought I’d take a more unorthodox angle with the recap from last night’s game. Yes, I watched the game, but this is the only way to truly capture the utter beat down endured. GOAL SUMMARY First Period Nobody scored My...

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Blackhawks vs Stars3-2 SO Win Recap

"Eddie the Head" by Gatekeeper Yell at Gatekeeper If you told most Blackhawks fans that the team would be competing for the Presidents trophy just a mere 60 days ago you'd get laughed into obscurity, but the Blackhawks sat on March 23rd, just two points behind the league leading...

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Blackhawks vs. Canucks5-4 Overtime Loss Recap

"Big Ole Pile Of Them Bones" by Patrick Stankus Send a McRib to #Fatrick The Blackhawks took to the ice on Tuesday night, riding a five game winning streak, and for the first time, as a team headed to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Following Sunday night's game, the Hawks were...

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Blackhawks vs. Avalanche6-3 Win Recap

"Faster We Run" by Patrick Stankus Send a McRib to #Fatrick After taking six of a possible six points during their three game road trip in Eastern Canada, the Blackhawks returned to the UC on Sunday for a meeting with the sorry ass Colorado Avalanche. Sunday's game also marked...

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Blackhawks vs. St. Pats 2-1 OT Win Recap

"Mean Green Killing Machine" by Patrick Norton Tweet at Norton Coming off of two straight wins across the border aGAINst our neighbors to the north, the Blackhawks had the opportunity to sweep a Tim Horton’s filled road trip opposing the Toronto Snow Mexicans. The Leafs sported...

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Blackhawks at Ottawa2-1 Win Recap

"The Ides of March" by Gatekeeper Yell at Gatekeeper The Blackhawks were on Ottawa, Thursday night, to continue their western Canada swing against the Senators following a big win versus the Canadiens in Montreal. The win, though, did not come without a price. The Blackhawks...

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Puckin Hostile ShoutcastEpisode 78

In this 78th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Pavol Demitra episode) Gatekeeper, Fatrick, Norton and Jake Martin from BlackhawkUp.com discuss post trade deadline action. The topics discussed include: -Jonathan Quenneville is born - #FuckingGate -The Vegas Golden Knights are...

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Blackhawks at Canadiens 4-2 Win Recap

"And It Ain't So Bad"  by Patrick Stankus Send a McRib to #Fatrick With the dog days of the regular season for a playoff bound team fully upon us, the Blackhawks traveled north of the border on Tuesday night to take on the Montreal Canadiens. The Hawks were coming...

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Blackhawks vs. Wild 4-2 Win Recap

"Back From The Dead" by Patrick Norton Tweet at Norton After Dr. Steve Konroyd projected the Blackhawks to take the division lead against Minnesota during the pregame report on Friday, the Blackhawks set out to make the doctor’s orders impossible. Dropping their last two...

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Blackhawks at Detroit4-2 Loss Recap

"Stabbing the Drama" by Gatekeeper Yell at Gatekeeper No rest for the wicked, with the Blackhawks, Friday night. After a disappointing loss to the Ducks the previous night, they hopped a plane for a quick jaunt over to Detoilet and a tilt with the awful Redwings. It's only...

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Blackhawks vs. Ducks 1-0 Loss Recap

"Let The Sun Never Blind Your Eyes" by Patrick Stankus Send a McRib to #Fatrick After their second bye week in less than a month, okay maybe not an official bye, the Blackhawks returned to the ice Thursday night to face the Anaheim Ducks. The five day layoff was so long,...

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Comrade Circus Maximusand Russian Roulette

Now that the trade deadline is over, we have hit this hit this purgatory period otherwise known as March. While the Blackhawks seem to be playing every other day, minus this current 4 day mini bye week, there are certainly going to be more manufactured stories coming your...

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Blackhawks vs. Predators 5-3 Win Recap

"Locked In" By Patrick Norton Tweet at Norton Tonight’s tango with the Nashville Predators wasn’t going to be easy. Riddled with injuries, traveling overnight after playing yesterday, and forcing the goaltender to string together two games, the excuses were in place in...

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