A Proper2015-16 Chicago BlackhawksGoodbye

by Gatekeeper Since I walked away from this year's Puck Daddy Blackhawks Eulogy feeling completely unfulfilled (insert joke here), I thought I'd throw something together in typical Puckin Hostile fashion. This, folks, is how you properly roast the Blackhawks. And please...

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PLAYOFFS: Blackhawks at St. LouisGame 7 3-2 LossSeason Ending Recap

"Killswitch Not Engaged" by Gatekeeper Who thought we'd be watching a game 7, Monday night in St. Louis. I certainly HOPED that the Blackhawks could pull off the comeback, but who could honestly EXPECT a team to look so terrible and then magically turn it around, again? ...

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PLAYOFFS: Blackhawks vs BluesGame 6 6-3 Win Recap

"Controlled Demolition" by Gatekeeper It seems like just a few hours ago that Patrick Kane ended game 5 in double overtime, and the series was pushed to a game 6 back in Chicago. I cannot say that I was much more confident going into this game 6 than I was two nights previous....

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PLAYOFFS: Blackhawks at St. LouisGame 5 4-3 OT Win Recap

"SOUL HACKER" by Gatekeeper For the first time in the 2016 playoffs, the Chicago Blackhawks were on the verge of elimination, Thursday night. Watching them play, we probably shouldn't have been surprised by this situation, either. The Blackhawks and their counterparts had...

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Puckin Hostile Shoutcast - Episode 55

Please note that you may have to unsubscribe and re-subscribe, through iTunes. In this 55th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast, the Christian Ehrhoff episode, the 4 clowns get together following another eventful day in Blackhawks land. The group discuss the following: -We have a special...

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PLAYOFFS: Blackhawks vs. Blues Game 4 - 4-3 Loss

"No Easy Way Out"   by Patrick Stankus While Satan, I mean Gate, had other things to attend to tonight, the Blackhawks and Blues carried on without him with Game 4 of their Western Conference Quarterfinals match up at The UC. The Hawks were looking to avenge their...

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PLAYOFFS: Blackhawks vs BluesGame 3 - 3-2 Loss

"Closer to the Heart" by Atomic Froster After trading victories in St Louis the Blackhawks and Blues head to Chicago knotted at a game a piece. Both of the previous games were extremely close and with a couple calls that the Blues didn't think went their way you knew they...

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PLAYOFFS: Blackhawks at St. LouisGame 2 - 3-2 Win

"Indestructible"  by Patrick Stankus After a day off, the Blackhawks and Blues resumed their best of seven, opening round playoffs series on Friday night in that hell hole of a city called St. Louis. The Hawks were looking to break into the win column, and scoring column...

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PLAYOFFS: Blackhawks at St. LouisGame 1 - 1-0 OT Loss

"We Carry On" by Gatekeeper First of all, I'm never going to stop bitching about 8:30 central starts. They are asinine. If you don't want to hear it, tough shit. Minimum 11:15 to 11:45 PM for game end times is completely unacceptable for two teams that call the central...

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Fatrick's Stanley Cup Playoffs Predictions

As we sit here on the eve (or morning of by the time I finish this) of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, I felt it was time to reveal my first round predictions. I don't know about the rest of you, but this really is the greatest time of the year. I mean who doesn't welcome the return...

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#PuckinHostileInvadesLumbusTrip Wrap-up

This past weekend the Puckin Hostile crew, minus our Canadian import, made the trek to tropical and balmy Columbus Ohio to see the Blackhawks face their adopted little brothers, the Blue Jackets. Unlike the paranoid, tin foil hat wearing #PERDS fanbase, the Lumbus fans have...

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Puckin Hostile2015-16 Season Report Card

This year I thought I'd take a load off the crew, just a bit, so I split the end of year report card up between the three of us. We have all put in a lot of time, and we might as well take advantage of the benefit of having an actual team of writers. ...and I use the term...

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