Blackhawks: Movin On Up

Today, the Blackhawks did exactly what any halfwit would have expected. They made two small splashes. One move was made to add to the team, and another to clear up a roster spot for the first. First of all, the Hawks traded two draft picks to former Assistant GM Kevin Cheveldayoff...

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Blackhawks Trade Deadline Ticker

Feel free to bookmark this page, I will outline any moves the Blackhawks make today. New Blackhawks Players Johnny OduyaHeight: 6'0" Weight: 190 Shoots: Left Born: 1 Oct 1981 (Age 30) Birthplace: Stockholm, Sweden Details - Winnipeg acquires 2nd and 3rd rounds picks. Assets...

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Blackhawks at Anaheim - Loss Recap

"San Andreas Fault" Hotel California was not been good to the Blackhawks, thus far. After a shutout loss the night before to the Kings, the Hawks limped the short trip to the Pond, aka The Honda Center, to take on the suddenly hot Ducks. This would be yet another game without...

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Blackhawks at Los Angeles KingsSHUTOUT Loss Recap

"King Nothing" The Blackhawks winning streak wasn't going to last forever, but none of us thought that the streak would end at home, against Dallas. If the Hawks can put together four game winning streaks, we should all be happy fans. Saturday night, the Hawks traveled...

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Blackhawks vs. Stars - Loss Recap

"Finish What You Started" Thursday night the Dallas Stars traveled from Texas for a tilt in Chicago, on the eve of DLR and Van Halen visiting the United Center, WHICH I WILL BE ATTENDING. There were many story lines that came with this game. The Stars were perceived as...

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Blackhawks vs. Red Wings - Win Recap

"Rookie Hayes-ing" The hits just keep on coming for the Blackhawks. Facing the teams with the best records in the NHL is NOT a way to break out of a horrid losing streak, yet the Hawks have done just that. Coming into Tuesday night's game, they had won 3 in a row against...

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Blackhawks vs. Blues - Win Recap

"Ride The Lightning" Fresh off an ass whipping in Columbus, the Hawks FINALLY came home for a Sunday afternoon tilt with the St. Louis Blues. These weren't the same "display a bunch of stupid physical play and then roll over" Blues that everyone was used to. This team was...

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Blackhawks at Columbus - Win Recap

"Colossal Slump Buster" With a weekend of matinee games on the agenda, the Hawks rolled into Columbus to face the Blue Jackets and a player they WON'T be acquiring, Rick Nash. Even though Columbus is warming up, they aren't a good team. Last in the NHL, and working with...

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Blackhawks at NY Ranger - Win Recap

"So Long And Thanks For The Fish!" How do you start off a preview of a game against the best team in the Eastern Conference that is towards the end of a 9 game road trip, which also includes a 9 game winless streak? Doom and gloom? We've seen plenty of that. Trade everyone?...

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Keep Trollin, Trollin, Trollin

Eleven days until the NHL trade deadline....breathe, just breathe... One the things I try do accomplish with my insignificant little rag, here, is encourage fans to use common sense, and actually put that lump three feet above their ass to use. For that, I've failed miserably,...

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Blackhawks at Nashville - Loss Recap

"Luck Ain't Even Lucky" I honestly don't think my brain is going to stay intact, until the trade deadline. The delusions of grandeur are just stupid, and every "Tom, Dick, and Harry" thinks they are an NHL GM. This isn't even entertaining. Anyhow, the Hawks had more immediate...

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Crashing Around You

Unfortunately for the Hawks, this epic slide they are riding has provided SO much material for the columnists, bloggers, and twatards. The problem is that 90% of them look like complete and utter imbeciles. Of course, I'm not excluding my very own imbecilic tendencies, but...

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Blackhawks at PhoenixSHUTOUT Loss Recap

"Harvesters of Sorrow" The thing about a slide like the one the Hawks are riding is that it's bittersweet for us blog writers. When they are playing back, it gives us MUCH more material, but we want nothing more but for them to win. Screwy, I know. Anyhow, the Hawks are...

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Blackhawks at San Jose - Loss Recap

"Down in a Hole" The road trip carries on; This time to San Jose California. As this trip continues, the Hawks are playing worse, and the fans are getting restless. From top to bottom they just aren't getting the job done. Corey Crawford returned to net, after 2 starts...

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Blackhawks at Colorado - Loss Recap

"I'm Mister Icicle, I'm Mister Ten Below" Well, wasn't THAT a relaxing 3 day break? ::Note Sarcasm:: What better do Hawks fans have to do in the midst of a dismal 3 week long road trip, and after 3 painful losses, but shout for the heads of everyone from GM on down to the...

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