Saturday, January 1, 2011

Winter Classic Observations



First Period

  • The Camera angles are fucking awful, who is producing? Ray Charles?
  • The penalty in Crosby was not a penalty shot. He never had clear possession of the puck.
  • First real Winter Classic fight, and it was a pretty damn good one.
  • Varlamov's mask looked bad ass.
  • Like the rest of his taste in equipment, Fleury's is pitifully ugly.

  • Pierre McGuire is still the biggest douche in the NHL, and makes me want to vomit up my inner organs and jam rusty screwdrivers in my ears.
Second Period
  • Ovie needs to just shoot on that breakaway
  • Great save on one end turns into a goal on the other.
  • Fleury got completely raped on that Caps goal. Nothing like being speared in the crotch with random sticks
  • John Carlson is a little..."lacking" on D.
  • Tyler Kennedy has been beaten about the face with an ugly stick. He looks like a pug.
  • Nice wraparound Chimera. Excellent fancypants screw up.
  • Fluery stickhandles like an old woman. You're no Marty Turco with the puck, dude, but then again Turco has been no Fleury in every other way.
  • Holy shit that shootout between Bettis and Harris was embarrassing. I'd rather watch little kids do it. Those two goofballs don't give a shit.
Third Period Period
  • Hockey Day in America from Millennium Park in Chicago? Interesting.
  • Camera angles. FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!!!!
  • Beautiful give-n-go with Fehr and Chimera.
  • After watching that 24/7 thing on HBO, I anoint Fehr's wife SMOKING HOT!
  • Hey Ovie, you can't makeout with the goalie. I know he's all french and romantic but FAIL!
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