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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Blackhawks Prospect/Development Camp
Rosters and Schedule Released



The Blackhawks released their roster and schedule for next week's prospect/development camp, this morning. Here are a few notes to keep in mind:
  • Alexandre Fortin, Fredrik Olofsson and Jakub Galvas are listed as "injured" and are listed for off ice activities only.
  • Only six free agent invitees on the rosters (seven if you include Roy Radke). This is down quite a bit from the past camps.
  • Former Merrimack goalie, and Hostile favorite, Collin Delia is not listed as a free agent but actually is.
  • Two of the seven free agent invitees (Joey Keane, Brogan Rafferty) are from Chicago area (Homer Glen/Dundee).
  • Three of the seven free agent invitees are goalies (Collin Delia, Kyle Keyser, Hayden Lavigne).
  • Rockford's Will Pelletier (24) is the oldest and free agent invitee Joey Keane is the youngest (18 on 7/2).
  • Those hoping to see actual scrimmages any day other than Friday will be disappointed, which means If you plan to go Friday, it'll be a madhouse unless you get there early
  • Unless you are a big fan of drills, Monday through Thursday will be a wasted trip for you. Plan accordingly.
  • This camp has truly gone from a prospect search to a organizational development camp. Less hockey and free agents; more training and prospects from the organization.
  • No Russian prospects are attending

Check out the group rosters and schedule for the week, below:




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Tuesday, July 4, 2017

2017-18 Chicago Blackhawks
Salary Cap Hits

This will be a running ticker throughout the season. Roster members are only estimated until the season begins.


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Puckin Hostile Shoutcast
Episode 86


In this Puckin Hostile Shoutcast Episode 86 (the Teuvo Teravainen memorial episode) Gatekeeper, and Norton are joined by another www.BlackhawkUp.com writer Aaron Goldschmidt for 3 1/2 hours of actual hockey talk.

But first make sure you let this guy know that one doesn't put ketchup on eggs:


The topics discussed include:
-Fatrick doesn't even make it to the starting line, so Norton wears two Fatrick hats
-We have a hard time finding much we don't all agree on
-#NoKetchupOnEggs
-Screw that prima donna Ilya Kovalchuk
-More on the Blackhawks Panarin and Hjalmarsson trades
-We completely gloss over the Marcus Kruger trade, just to chafe Fatrick's behind
-Don't forget the draft
-Free agency opens with a Blackhawks whimper
-The rest of the NHL does their free agency thing
-Listener/Reader questions
-And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

You can find the episode on iTunes by following this link: iTunes

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Saturday, July 1, 2017

Chicago Blackhawks
2017 Free Agent Ticker


Here is your running ticker of Blackhawks signings or transactions. We will provide a more comprehensive recap after the festivities wrap up.

Blackhawks Trades

Blackhawks Free Agent Signings
  • Blackhawks sign wing Patrick Sharp for one year at $800,000, with reported bonuses.
  • Blackhawks sign center/forward Tommy Wingels for one year.
  • Blackhawks sign goalie Jean-Francois Berube for two years at a reported $750,000 per.
  • Blackhawks sign defenseman Jordan Oesterle for two years at a reported $650,000 per.
  • Blackhawks sign center Lance Bouma for one year.
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Friday, June 23, 2017

Chicago Blackhawks
2017 Entry Draft Ticker


Here is your running ticker of Blackhawks picks and transactions. We will provide a more comprehensive recap after the festivities wrap up.

Blackhawks Trades
  • The Blackhawks traded defenseman Niklas Hjalmarsson to the Arizona Coyotes for defenseman Connor Murphy and Forward Laurent Dauphin.
  • Blackhawks traded Artemi Panarin, Tyler Motte and their 2017 6th-Round pick to Columbus for Wing Brandon Saad, Goalie Anton Forsberg, and their 2018 5th-Round pick
  • Blackhawks acquired a 2017 fourth-round pick (No. 112) from the Vancouver Canucks for a 2017 fifth-round pick (No. 135) and a 2017 sixth-round pick (No. 181)

Blackhawks Draft Picks

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Puckin Hostile Shoutcast
Episode 84


In this Puckin Hostile Shoutcast Episode 84 (the Marian Hossa memorial episode) Gatekeeper, Fatrick, and Norton are joined by long time friend of the site, www.BlackhawkUp.com big dog, and former fellow southwest sider Keith Schultz.

The topics discussed include:
-The NHL falling ass backwards into the successful expansion coverage
-The NHL awards
-The expansion draft came and went
-Blackhawks exposed/protected list
-Marian Hossa will miss the season and is likely retiring
-#MonsterCarDerby
-Some big trades throughout the NHL
-Much Blackhawks speculation
-Listener/Reader questions
-And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste


You can find the episode on iTunes by following this link: iTunes

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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Truth and Lies:
The Marian Hossa Saga

by Gatekeeper



The Blackhawks, and the entire NHL, have had a pretty eventful couple of days this week. Unless you are living in "Fatrick's basement terror", you probably expected some Blackhawks moves, but none of us were really ready for what was reported late Tuesday night by Elliotte Friedman, then confirmed by the team early Wednesday morning. As originally reported by John Jaeckel as early as June 10th (but not confirmed by team sources) and followed up shortly thereafter by Jay Zawaski, The team announced that Marian Hossa would miss the entire 2017-18 season to deal with complication relating to a skin disorder that he has been undergoing treatment for. According to the team and their staff, Hossa has been dealing with this disorder for a while, but the treatment can only go on so long before it becomes not only ineffective but detrimental. It was also released that his hockey equipment actually makes the skin condition worse, which was impeding treatment. Anyone who has played a sport that requires this kind of equipment can attest to the fact that it can sometimes rub your skin raw, without any skin disorders.

Anyhow, I have to be completely honest; I have taken Hossa for granted during his time in Chicago. We all probably have. The guy is a slam dunk Hall of Famer, a crucial ingredient to the three cups, and one of the great gentleman in the game. It is perfectly alright to admit that you took him for granted. He flies under the radar while the flashier players hold the spotlight, but he just does everything well. When I got a Hossa jersey from my wonderful Fiancée this Christmas, I seriously contemplated trading it in for a Crawford or Panarin. As I sat and thought about this conundrum, it occurred to me that what I was contemplating was utter lunacy. Marian Hossa might be one of the most under rated players in Hawks, and maybe NHL, history. I hung onto the jersey, and I'm so grateful that I did. He is arm in arm with Jonathan Toews as the Blackhawks player that I would want my son to model himself after, which is why I was elated that my little guy got a Hossa jersey for his birthday, to go with his Toews one jersey. Hossa is a player that you don't truly miss or appreciate until he's not here. We are all going to find that out in about four months.

The follow-up around the Assholenet was not unexpected, but stupid nonetheless. Most Blackhawks fans were sentimental and sad. Outside of the Hawks fan base, there were all kinds of conspiracy theorists crying foul. Accusations that the Blackhawks were circumventing the salary cap with Hossa's impending long term injured reserve status. This is a fair point on the surface, until you actually break it down. Hossa is coming off a resurgence where he scored 26 goals, which goes to show that he is still a very effective player in this league. He is a perfect mentor to the new generation of players coming up. He is a great ambassador of the game and franchise. His cap hit is manageable based on his production. More importantly, he will only cost the Blackhawks $1 million in actual dollars for the next four seasons. Finally, the Blackhawks are just a worse team without him. The LTIR is the only advantage, but is that $5 million overage allowance worth losing a player the quality and stature of Marian Hossa?

Unequivocally NO!

If I'm Stan Bowman, I want Hossa to stick it out for another season or two, to usher in the next generation. There will be enough turnover and turmoil this summer on the Blackhawks roster. Another loss, especially of this magnitude, is terribly painful.

That won't stop the snarky Twitter WebMD experts and NHL conspiracy theorists, though.


The part of this story that a lot of people don't quite understand is that Marian Hossa is not recovering and coming back. He is done playing hockey! This is an unofficial retirement from the NHL. The only reason he won't officially retire is that the Blackhawks cap recapture penalties (roughly $4 million a season) would be crippling. Folks, this is not a "take one season off" thing. We have seen Marian Hossa play his last hockey game. These same sources that had this information also unanimously called it a retirement. When Jay Zawaski flat out asked his "guy" if there was a chance Hossa would return, this is the response he got:


This is from a source close to the team and Hossa. Believe it, people. The Marian Hossa era is over.
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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Blackhawks Sign Czech Defenseman
More Moves to Come

by Gatekeeper


The Blackhawks announced early yesterday morning that they had signed 6'3" 200 lb Czech defenseman Jan Rutta, which had be speculated by John Jaeckel as far back as May 19th. Financial terms to the deal have not yet been announced.

It appears as though this signing finally signals the exit of noted lightning rod Trevor van Riemsdyk from the Blackhawks. I want to, again, clarify what I have said all along about van Riemsdyk. He's a fine 5-6 defenseman and could even fill in elsewhere, in a pinch. My contention has always been that Joel Quenneville miscast him and set him up to fail, thus making him look a lot worse to the naked eye. In no scenario should Trevor van Riemsdyk have been in the Blackhawks top 4.

I digress, though; van Riemsdyk looks to be headed to the Vegas Golden Knights in the expansion draft, which should be a great opportunity for him. If reports are true, the Golden Knights will acquire Marcus Kruger in a trade with the understanding that the Blackhawks will expose van Riemsdyk for the Golden Knights to select in the expansion draft. These moves will save the Blackhawks just under $4 million in cap room, which will still leave them roughly $500K over last year's threshold, not including Rutta's contract.

As far as Rutta goes, the contract is an entry level contract but, since he's 26 the deal can only be for one year and cannot exceed $925,000. Even though the terms have not been announced, but I would expect them to be in the area of Michal Kempny's incentive laden $700,000 last season.

Rutta is actually a bigger, slightly older and hopefully better version of van Riemsdyk and retains something that the Blackhawks have coveted for quite a while, which is that he is a right handed shooter. They currently only have Brent Seabrook, the corpse of Michal Rozsival, and van Riemsdyk as righties with any kind of NHL experience. Pending UFA Ville Pokka, Robin Press, and Jake Ryczek are the only right handed defenseman in the entire system, so if the Blackhawks are going to sign some more, I'd bet on some more right handers.

In other news, There have been no official announcements on the team site, yet, but several outlets have reported that the Blackhawks have also hired former NHL defenseman and AHL Charlotte Checkers coach Ulf Samuelsson to fill Mike Kitchen's vacant spot on the coaching staff. Brian Hedger also tweeted that the Blackhawks are in the process of hiring Wisconsin associate coach Don Granato for an organizational position, as well.
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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Puckin Hostile Shoutcast
Episode 83


The team is back in 83rd Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Vernon Fiddler episode) Gatekeeper, Fatrick, Bryan, and Norton. The dream team comes back from their month long hiatus on this Slayer day (6/6) firing and slinging insults.

The topics discussed include:
-We're back from the old tired graveyard like a fax machine or a 56K modem
-Gate is back from Cancun, and another great In Flames show
-Fatrick is back from his catfishing expedition
-Norton's mouth is running like his hair is on fire
-TOOL is #BetterThatPearlJam
-ESPN Dumps almost their entire hockey department
-Sweden wins the IIHF World Championships
-Screw Ilya Kovalchuk right in the butt
-Rockford gets a new head coach
-Blackhawks trade Scott Darling away
-Blackhawks sign David "Mein" Kampf
-Blackhawks targeting other FA college and European players
-Deal and expansion draft speculation
-Listener/Reader questions
-And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references, jag-douchery, and jokes in incredibly bad taste

You can find the episode on iTunes by following this link: iTunes

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Thursday, June 1, 2017

Report from Hostile Headquarters

by Gatekeeper


Greetings, Hostile faithful.

I just wanted to raise from the (almost) dead and give everyone an update on the site, podcast, and such.

After our (too short) May hiatus, we're coming back to you this next Tuesday night with Shoutcast episode 83. Please send your questions in to @HawksShoutcast on the Twitterz or PuckinHostile at Gmail. The more the better, because there isn't anything going on in Blackhawks land at the moment. We plan on dragging you all through the summer kicking and screaming with all the usual nonsense and ass-hattery, but we also want to hear from you. If you have a segment idea, let us know. I'd like to do some new things this summer. Do you want to hear more of something? Less of something? Would you like us to reach out to a particular guest? Let us know. We are not above anything, in fact, we are probably beneath just about everyone and everything.

I'd like to take advantage of the time, this summer, to possibly try and do a remote podcast somewhere with the local Hostile members. We could invite some of the listeners to sit down, chat, and talk Blackhawks. I really think it would be a fun way to meet some of you and put some voices/faces with the names. Mullets Sportsbar in Homer Glen is usually our default spot, but I'm really open to anything reasonable and central. Again, offer your input, because we are absolute dullards.

For the NHL entry draft, here in Chicago, Fatrick and I will be there for the first night. We might even get the big guy out for day two, but don't hold your breath. We can't afford to lose the readership/listenership. I will hopefully be there for both days, and all 7 rounds. If you're going to be there, let me know. I'd love to shake the hands of our "fives of fans", and personally thank you for your loyalty.

We will, of course, also be covering all the usual summer Hawks events like the expansion draft, free agency and prospect camp, as per usual. I plan on getting out to personally see the baby Hawks at prospect camp for at least a couple of days.

Finally, I have been bringing this up on the past few Shoutcasts, but we could really use some help with recaps this next season. Ken Kallembach has offered to jump in and take some, but we can never have enough good people helping out. Even five games taken off our schedules helps.

Thanks again for your support. If you could do one thing for us, please spread the word. Our traffic and downloads have been growing by leaps and bounds, and it's all because of your continued support. Please, share our site and podcast with your friends and family. Even torture your enemies with Fatrick's inappropriate jokes, or Norton's conversations with his parents.

That said, We will be in your ears, offending your brain again next Wednesday.

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