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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Blackhawks at Blues
4-2 Win Recap

"Rozy Is Red, Backes Is Blue"

by Patrick Stankus

On Saturday night, the Blackhawks made the trip down I-55 to the smoldering tire fire of the Midwest known as St. Louis to take on the Blues. This marks the second meeting of the year between the two, with the Blues taking the first game in Chicago. Although judging by the crowd in St. Louis, you could argue this game was also taking place in Chicago.

The Blackhawks got off to a slow start, despite having an early power play. The sloppy play by the Hawks was bailed out by some big saves by Corey Crawford. Just before the 5 minute mark, Duncan Keith, or Andrew Shaw, its still being debated, would get the Hawks on the board first. As the period continued, the play turned into what we expected between the Blues and Hawks. The Hawks would hold their own despite all the hits being thrown, and after 20 minutes would lead the Blues 1-0.

The second period would get underway the same way the first period ended, with a lot of nastiness. This played right into the hands of the Blues, and they capitalized. Tarasenko would score 2 goals in less than 2 minutes, the 2nd being a power play goal, and put the Blues in the lead. The Hawks though, would not back down despite the physicality from the Blues. With the period coming to a close, TVR would tie the game at 2. In the final minutes, Marko Dano thought he had put the Hawks up, but was absolutely robbed by Jake Allen with a goal line glove save, that was reviewed. Nevertheless, the Hawks got a late power play, and Patrick Kane extended his point streak to 12, and put the Hawks up 3-2 after 40 minutes.

The final 20 minutes of the game was dominated by the Blues. Duncan Keith took an early penalty, which turned the momentum in favor of St. Louis. Luckily for the Hawks, Corey Crawford was on his game, and make some huge saves down the stretch to preserve the lead. With just under a minute remaining, Artem Anisimov would seal the win by adding an empty netter and give the Hawks a 4-2 over the Blues.

The Hawks are right back at it on Sunday night at home against Calgary. The biggest Mike Vernon fan in the world will have your recap on that one to close out the weekend.

The Good
  • Welcome back Duncan Keith. Whether or not that was his or Andrew Shaw's goal, its nice to have a defenseman on the point who won't second guess a chance to shoot the puck on net when there's a lane.
  • Speaking of Duncan Keith, he had a fantastic defensive play during a Blues 3 on 1 1/2 (since it was Rozsival skating back.) Keith made a sprawling sweep check on his stomach to break up a cross ice pass.
  • Come on people, jump on board. The AK72Line is the real deal. Whether they're at even strength or on the power play, they are a force. See Kane's power play goal.
  • Corey Crawford was huge in net for the Hawks in the 3rd period. In the end he made 29 saves en route to the win.
  • After some recent struggles at the dot, it was nice to see the Hawks win the faceoff battle tonight 35-28.
  • TVR had another solid night on defense, while adding his 2nd goal of the season. This kid keeps getting better and better.
  • I thought this was by far Marcus Kruger's best game of the season. In fact this was the "fourth" line's best game of the season. For the most part it consisted of Shaw-Kruger-Teravainen.

The Bad
  • Early in the game, Teuvo took an illegal check to head from Joel Edmundson. Thankfully, Teravainen popped back up after the hit. The last thing the Hawks now is an injury that would probably result in a Bickell call up.
  • Jonathan Toews leveled David Backes with a "hit to the head" late in the 1st period. What irritates me the most is, could someone please tell Backes to skate with his head up? Of course he's going to be hit in the head when he's constantly skating with his head down.
  • This is why I hate replay. The save Allen made on Dano was ridiculous, but it warranted a review. I like the rule of you need visual evidence the puck is completely across the goal line. The other night the Red Wings had a goal taken away even though Braden Holtby's glove was completely across the line, but there was no visual of the puck whatsoever. I get why that is not a goal. On the Allen play however, on the overhead, you can see the puck in the webbing of Allen's glove, and the puck is across the line. The problem is how quick the War Room in Toronto was to call that a no goal. I wish they would have spent more time looking at it, because isn't the argument for replay to "get calls correct" ? I find it hard to believe the War Room was able to made a decision with 100% certainty in 30 seconds.
  • The entire 3rd period was basically played in the Hawks defensive zone. The Hawks were playing with fire, luckily this time they didn't get burned and blow the lead.
  • Sadly for everyone but @UncleRozsival , Michal Rozsival returned for the Hawks tonight.

The Ugly
  • That opening power play by the Hawks was just brutal to way.
  • David Backes left the game in the final minute of 1st period after the Toews hit, so how does a guy who was thought to have a concussion respond? He comes out, levels Hammer with a hit from behind, and the drops the gloves with Toews. Yep, classic pig vomit David Backes there. How's that concussion going?
  • The Trevor Daley - Michal Rozsival pairing is a disaster waiting to happen. We were treated to that disaster on the Blues first goal, with Rozsival overplaying to one side of the ice, and Daley allowing Tarasenko all the time in the world he wanted.
  • Marko Dano took a bad boarding penalty, that of course resulted in the Blues scoring on the power play that ensued. That clearly didn't go over well with Quenneville as Dano only played a team low 5:58.
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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Blackhawks vs. Devils
3-2 Loss Recap

"Devil's Rejects"

by Gatekeeper

After what seems like a week off, the Blackhawks were back at the United Center, Thursday night, to try and carry out some revenge on the pesky New Jersey Devils. Just 6 days previous, the Hawks were curb stomped but the unassuming Devils 4-2. With plenty of rest, it was a perfect time for the Blackhawks to come out with some jump int their step. The Devils were coming off a 2-0 loss to the Blues on Tuesday night.

The home team looked much better in this first period than they did the entire game in New Jersey. An early 2 man powerplay certainly helped their cause, but the other 18 minutes were pretty positive, as well. It seemed like the Hawks ran away with the pressure and shots, early on, but the shots only totaled 9-7 in their favor when the intermission horn sounded. Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there.

The second period was, quite simply, painfully boring as all hell. The Devils tied the score under a minute into the period, and then we were all treated to about 15 minutes of completely boring garbage hockey. That is, until the Devils grabbed a 2-1 lead on a pretty atrocious matchup snafu. Looking at the box score of that period is worthy of tears. The Blackhawks out shot the Devils 10-6 and the Devils had 2 goals. WOOF.

The third period wasn't any better for the Blackhawks fortunes. The Blackhawks fought enough to tie the game late, took a lazy penalty, and then gave up a late powerplay goal. Shots were 9-9 but, in the end, the Blackhawks could not generate enough offense to pull this one out. I think we are all glad that they don't have to see the Devils again.

The Good
  • Marko Dano was noticeable a few times, at least early in the game.
  • With just under 7 minutes remaining in the third period a Patrick Kane solo rush, turned into an Artemi Panarin goal. Kane carried the mail into the Devils zone all alone, waiting for the Hawks to catch up to the play. Once they did change Kane hit Erik Gustafsson who made a nice move and attempted a shot. The shot was blocked, but went right to the stick of Panarin who sniped Schneider.
  • Seriously, there is nothing more.

The Bad
  • The Devils took a 5-on-3 disadvantage with some sloppy play, 5 minutes into the first period. The Blackhawks looked terrible for the first 1:40 of the powerplay but, eventually, the two man advantage was just too much and they fell "bass ackwards" into the lead. You can't have Hossa, Seabrook, Kane, Toews and Teravainen out on the ice at the same time, on a 2 man advantage, and hope they won't score. That's exactly what happened. Just too much talent with that line.
  • At the end of the second period, Andy Greene got away with a pretty egregious slew foot on Andrew Shaw. Shaw was not happy, and he had good reason. No one on the broadcast even mentioned it.
  • As I said before, I think Viktor Svedberg's time might be up, very soon. The only guy he's been really noticeably "better" than, is David Rundblad. Gustafsson is a much better all around player and has much more composure.
  • The Blackhawks were 1-5 on the powerplay, only scoring on their 5-on-3. This cannot continue.
  • The Hawks were even clowned at the dots, losing 26 of 46.

The Ugly
  • Not even a minute into the second period and Adam Henrique sniped Corey Crawford with a long, innocent looking wrist shot, from about 45 feet out.
  • With about three minutes left in the second period. The Manshitter started off the play by turning the puck over, and it was "off to the races" by the Devils. Sergei Kalinin put a knuckle puck on net and Crawford fought it off. Unfortunately, the rebound ended up on the stick of Kyle Palmieri, who had escaped the clutches of Viktor Svedberg. I forgot to mention that the only thing he had in front of him was a wide open net?
  • Brandon Mashinter is pretty fucking terrible. What he's doing on this team is beyond comprehension. He's a slightly better skating John Scott, that doesn't fight. He stood around on the ice for 5:37, and was out on the ice for the second NJ goal.
  • Slinging some smoking hot takes right here on the twitterz:

    Little fucking coward was harassing Tracey Myers, and the second I call him out...blocked. Real set of balls on ya, there, slick.
The Lineblender
Shaw - Toews - Hossa
Panarin - Anisimov - Kane
Dano - Kero - Teravainen
Desjardins - Kruger - Mashinter

Seabrook - Svedberg
van Reimsdyk - Hjalmarsson
Gustafsson - Daley

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

"Pump Up The Volume"
Blackhawks Featured Podcasts

by Gatekeeper

With the Blackhawks season in full swing, I thought I would take a moment to provide some links for you folks that enjoy podcasts. These are some Blackhawks featured podcasts that I listen to and you should certainly take a moment to check out. This is knowing full well the time and effort it takes to put a podcast together. Please support them.

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Puckin Hostile Shoutcast
I can't go without plugging our own material. Pat Stankus, and I have record this bi-weekly podcast since spring of 2014, adding in Derek Harms to the mix, in early 2015. Plenty of guests, vulgarity, special segments, and inappropriate references.

Find on iTunes: Puckin Hostile Blackhawks Shoutcast
Direct Downloads hosted on Talkshoe
Latest Episode on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/puckinhostile
Shoutcast intros on the Puckin Hostile YouTube channel intros playlist


The Committed Indian "Live from the Five Hole" Podcast
The original unofficial Blackhawks podcast, from the guys that bring you the unofficial Blackhawks fans program. Episodes are few and far between, but well worth the listen.

It's not always easy to find, so you'll have to search on www.TheCommittedIndian.com


HockeeNight.com Puckcast
Probably the biggest inspiration behind our Shoutcast. Plenty of dong jokes, and mid 90s Rangers references with some Hockey sprinkled in on this weekly podcast, hosted by former Shoutcast guests Forklift and CT.

Find on iTunes: Hockeenight Puckcast
Available for direct downloads on TalkShoe


Cheer The Anthem "CheerThePodcast" Podcast
This semi regular podcast hosted by Adam, Thom, Jim and Jeff is a roundtable style. Very entertaining.

Find on iTunes: Cheer The Anthem
Available for direct download at: http://cheertheanthem.com/cheer-the-podcast/


Scott Powers and Brian Hedger Podcast
Another semi-regular podcast hosted by ESPN's Scott Powers and NHL.com writer Brian Hedger.

Can be found on the ESPN Podcast page






"The Big Nevawski" featuring Jay Zawaski and James Neveau
Newer Podcast co-hosted by another former Shoutcast guest, the SCORE 670's Jay Zawaski and NBC's Madhouse Enforcer, James Neveau

Find on iTunes at: 670 The Score Interviews Page
The Big Nevawski Podcast Facebook Page
Available for direct download on the Score 670 Big Nevawski page




"Blackhawks Crazy" with Scott King and Mike Jacobsen
Also a newer podcast co-hosted Scott King from the Red Eye, and the silky pipes of Mike Jacobsen from WGN

Blackhawks Crazy Facebook Page
Find on iTunes at: WGN 720 Blackhawks Central


"The Point Shot Podcast" with Garrett and Sean
Another Chicago based weekly podcast featuring Sean Fitzgerald from Blackhawk Up, and Garrett.

Find on iTunes at: The Point Shot Podcast
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Sunday, November 8, 2015

Blackhawks vs. Oilers
4-2 Win Recap

"From Russia With Love"

by Patrick Stankus

On Sunday night, the Connor McDavid-less Edmonton Oilers made their first visit to the United Center to take on the Hawks. Frankly with McDavid out of the lineup, why bother even doing a recap? I mean, who wants to watch a hockey game if Jesus is out of the lineup? Well I do. Speaking of injuries, the Hawks had Marian Hossa return tonight, while Artem Anisimov returned after missing part of Friday's game in New Jersey.

As the first period go underway, it was clear that the Hawks were ready to go. Artemi Panarin got the Hawks on the board just 58 seconds into the game on an odorous goal allowed by Cam Talbot from just above the goal line. The Hawks dominated play throughout the period, outshooting the Oilers 9-5 for the period. Panarin however wasn't done scoring. With just over 2 minutes remaining, he fired a wrister from the slot that beat Talbot to increase the Hawks lead to 2-0 after 20 minutes.

The second period turned out to be the polar opposite of the first period for the Hawks. The Hawks were guilty of taking their foot off the gas pedal and it nearly bit them in the ass. If it wasn't for Corey Crawford's play in net, the Hawks could have very well ended up being tied or down after the second period. However Crawford withstood 22 shots from the Oilers, and kept the Hawks lead at 2-0 after 40 minutes.

The final frame got underway with the Oilers continuing with the momentum. Following a bad penalty by Viktor Tikhonov, the Jordan Eberle cashed in to cut the Hawks lead in half in the opening minutes. The Hawks would bend, but wouldn't break. Patrick Kane increased the Hawks lead to 3-1 on a sick backhand that with just over 6 minutes remaining. Andrej Sekera would cut the Hawks lead to 3-2 on a bomb from the point in the final minutes, but the Hawks lead would prove to be too much. Artem Anisimov added a power play goal with 6 seconds remaining, and would seal a 4-2 Hawks win.
The Good
  • This #AK72Line is pretty fun to watch. Panarin (2G, 1A), Kane (1G, 3A), and Anisimov (1G, 1A). That's a pretty good night in my book.
  • Corey Crawford was outstanding in the second period. He fought off 22 shots in the second period alone. For the game he stopped 34 of 36. His highlight save may have been a toe save on Jordan Eberle in the second.
  • Late in the game, Marian Hossa had a great hustle play for a loose puck while going for an empty netter. It resulted in the Oilers taking a penalty, in which Anisimov scored on in the waning seconds.
  • Patrick Kane's backhand goal in the third period was filthy. I hope Roberto Luongo doesn't see the highlights of that goal. It might bring back some memories.
  • Quietly again, TVR had another solid night. Here's hoping this guy can stay healthy for the whole season. I like what I've seen from him thus far.
The Bad
  • Viktor Tikhonov took a bad penalty to start the third period, in which the Oilers scored on the ensuing power play. You maybe able to get away with that interference in the KHL, but not here. In addition, Tikhonov played a team low 5:54.
  • The Hawks were lucky to escape the second period with the lead. The Oilers were all over the Hawks, firing 22 shots, and had at least 5 partial breakaways. You don't get away with that often.
  • Pretty much everyone thought Marko Dano had a solid game. Except for Joel Quenneville apparently. Dano played 9:24 on the night. Seriously Q, what the hell? This "Iron Fist Act" is getting old. I don't care how many Cups you have.
  • The Hawks were holding their breath for a few minutes in the second period. Niklas Hjalmarsson took a hard hit from Taylor Hall and looked to be in some difficulty in trying to get off the ice. As is always the case with Hammer, he was back out there for his next shift.
The Ugly
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AHL - Rockford vs. Milwaukee
3-2 OT Loss Report

"Down On The Farm Report"
by Patrick Stankus

Last night I made the 2 hour drive down I-90 out to Rock Vegas to take in the Rockford IceHogs vs. Milwaukee Admirals game. While I was looking forward to seeing Marko Dano when I first bought the tickets, I was thrown a curve ball earlier in the week and was instead treated Bryan Bickell making an appearance for the Hogs. Nevertheless, there was still hockey to be played, and some prospects to keep an eye on. Instead of a traditional Puckin' Hostile recap, I'm going to do brief summaries on the players I had an eye on. And if you guessed Bickell would be one, you win.

Brian Bickell - Without a doubt, Bickell was the one I had my eye on the most last night. Bickell had a superb shift in the first period which included; a missed check that sent him into the boards at 100mph, a swing and a miss on a slap shot attempt (I felt the breeze all the way up in the last row), and a lazy backcheck in which his guy beat him up the ice, and you guessed it, ended up scoring. Bickell did have a nice assist on Pokka's goal in the third period, but overall I wasn't impressed. He looked completely lost out there. If its true that there were NHL scouts looking at him in Rockford last night, then good luck convincing them that he's worthy of making a deal right now. I don't know if its his knee or the vertigo, but whatever it is, something isn't right with Bickell.

Kyle Baun - This is the first time I got to see Baun play in person and all I have to say is, "how the hell did this guy make the Blackhawks roster coming out of camp?" Baun had a wide open shot in the slot, and missed the net by 10 feet. Even Viktor Stalberg was laughing at that "attempt." In addition to that, Baun spent the majority of the game skating around like a chicken with his head cut off. What Quenneville saw in his game that he liked so much is beyond me.

Brandon Mashinter -The Manshitter opened up the scoring for the IceHogs with a goal scored right in front of the crease. Are you paying attention Bryan Bickell? Mashinter had a solid game overall. In addition to the goal, he had another good opportunity to score and a few good, quality hits, that actually caused separation of the puck and created turnovers. I'll gladly take those kinds of hits.

Vinnie Hinostroza - As was the case with Baun, this was the first time I got to see Hinostroza play in person. Overall, not bad, but nothing spectacular as well. He generated some chances, and actually looked like he was trying to improve his 200 foot game. That will go over well with Quenneville. He kind of reminded me of a Martin St. Pierre type of player. The good news for Hinostroza is, he's young and will hopefully continue to improve.

Ville Pokka - Pokka had an up and down game. His goal in the third period tied the game, but he also took two bad penalties. Not to mention, I also counted two times where he made a bad pinch at the blue line and nearly got bitten by them as a result. Clean some of the mistakes, fine tune the offense, and Pokka might be ready to challenge for a roster spot next season. How's that @Hostile_Derek?

Cameron Schilling - I liked what I saw out of Schilling last night. He kept his game simple, and aside from a late first period penalty had a solid night overall. He and Pokka were the only IceHogs that were a +2 on the night. Depending on the situation with the Hawk blue line, it wouldn't surprise me if Schilling gets a call up once during the season. But as for now, I don't have a problem with him playing in Rockford getting regular ice time.

Other notables

Jake Dowell - I liked Dowell when he was with the Hawks, but at this point in his career, he's a career AHLer. There's nothing wrong with that.


Ryan Hartman - Hartman had a great chance on a breakaway, but couldn't convert. Other than that, I thought I was watching Andrew Shaw last night.

Kyle Cumiskey - Much like the Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship ring photo, I didn't notice Cumiskey at all last night. I'm sure Quenneville saw something he liked though.

Dennis Rasmussen - Not bad last night. Got a bullshit goalie interference call against him the second period, but I liked what I saw. Definitely a work in progress. 

Jeremy Morin - Apparently he played last night.

Power Play - The trick to seeing an effective power play involving the Blackhawks is traveling to Rockford. I haven't seen a power play with this much sustained pressured in years. It was a joy to see.

3 on 3 OT - I'm glad the AHL stopped with the horrendous 7 min OT, which had 4 on 4 to start, then revert to 3 on 3 after the first whistle past the 4 minute mark. That was a joke. 3 on 3 OT in person is like watching a bad game of NHL 95. 

Perhaps though the highlight of the night belonged to @UncleRozsival who dropped this line after seeing Ville Pokka wearing #29 and Bryan Bickell wearing #44; "Jeez, how bad is it when you get sent down and you can't even have your number?"

That will conclude this Rockford report. As I said before on the Shoutcast, I plan on making more trips out to Rockford when I can this season, in addition to a couple of times they play the Wolves at the Allstate Arena. If you have any prospects you'd like to get reports on when I'm at a game, drop us a line @PuckinHostile or @Patrick_Stankus. Finally, if you haven't been to a game in Rockford, I suggest you go. Its a great time. Its almost as fun as a trip to Lumbus. 
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Friday, November 6, 2015

Blackhawks at New Jersey
4-2 Loss Recap

"Whirl of Pain"

by Gatekeeper

The Blackhawks were in New Jersey Friday night, to face the Devils, in the first of a rare "two time in one week" tilt versus an eastern conference opponent scenario. This was very similar to the Isles series in the opening week, the Blackhawks face the Devils twice in six days, then don't see them again this season. Not only that, but the game started at 6PM locally which had them in the first intermission before they are used to even starting. It showed.

The first period was a rollover from the colossal Blues disappointment two days prior, as they coughed up a three goal deficit before most people were even home from work. The Blackhawks had pressure, but every turnover or bounce seemed to end up in the Hawks net. Shots were only 13-8 in favor of the home team, which is not alarming, in and of itself, but the score was.

The Blackhawks came out in the second period with a different goalie, but their play and luck really didn't change at all. The Hawks gave up a fourth goal, and nearly surrendered a fifth later. As shocking as it was, the Blackhawks actually finished the period breaking the shutout. The shots were 8-7 in favor of the Devils but to the naked eye, it was much worse than that.

The third period was pretty much just a formality, as far as the game and score went. So much so, that Quenneville just threw up the white flag and pulled his goalie with just under seven minutes remaining. Even then, it took the Blackhawks five full minutes to capitalize. When the game finally mercifully ended, the Blackhawks had out shot the Devils 14-5 in the final 20 minutes, but not many were actual dangerous scoring chances.

Lets hope that the dejected Connor McSavior-less Oilers are just what the Blackhawks need, on Sunday.

The Good
  • With about a minute left in the second period, the Blackhawks actually finally found something positive. Patrick Kane threw a long forty foot "seeing eye" shot towards the New Jersey net and, thanks to an Andrew Shaw screen, it ended up floating past Cory Schneider.
  • After the Blackhawks had their goalie pulled for FIVE full minutes without much sustained pressure whatsoever, rookie Tanner Kero used an absurd amount of time and space in front of Cory Schneider to get his first NHL goal. Awesome for Kero, but excuse me if I'm not the least bit fucking impressed with the team's effort.
  • Hey, Bryan Bickell scored in his first Icehogs game. Well worth the $4 million, if you ask them.
  • The best part of this game and night, is that is was over before 9PM.

The Bad
  • Hindsight is always 20/20 but a missed Ryan Garbutt breakaway, early in the first period, could have changed the momentum some. Instead, the Devils ran away with the game.
  • Quenneville didn't even take a full period to fire up that line blender. Ryan Garbutt was sent to the 4th line, and Andrew Shaw to the first. The lines were up for fucking grabs after the first intermission.
  • I'm not sure what exactly sparked this, but after the second Devils goal, Jonathan Toews took issue with Adam Henrique, and the two came to blows. Blah, blah, blah...fart....leadership. Guess what happened with Toews in the box? Lost defensive zone penalty, and a goal. Not fan of this stunt. Not the time to remove yourself from the ice for 5 minutes.
  • To add to a terrible first period, Corey Crawford found himself riding the pine for the remainder of the game.
  • Seven minutes into the second period, and following a thoroughly shitty Blackhawks powerplay, the Devils took a four goal lead thanks to Mike Cammallari. There wasn't much more to say at that point.
  • Piling on to an already terrible night, Artem Anisimov went out of the game in the second period with a lower body injury.
  • Minus 4 for Niklas Hjalmarsson. OOF
  • It might be time for Andrew Desjardins to take a seat. He is getting sloppy and played a team low 10:40.

The Ugly
  • A huge Hjalmarsson turnover early in the first period with almost 4 minutes gone in the first, ended up with Lee Stempniak in all alone on Crawford, and slipping the puck into the net. Hjalmarsson got stuck on the half boards after he had plenty of time to clear the zone. Teuvo Teravainen did Hjalmarsson no favors, when Teravainen lobbed a live grenade back at him, and forced Hjalmarsson to react quickly with Stempniak closing quickly.
  • A late lost first period faceoff by Andrew Shaw, deep in the Blackhawks zone, was quickly thrown on net and beat Crawford. A set faceoff play with Kyle Palmieri curling around the circle to pick up the puck worked perfectly.
  • Just 26 seconds after the Palmieri goal, and with Jonathan Toews in the box serving a fighting penalty, Travis Zajac picked up his own blocked shot and be an already committed Crawford for a 3-0 first period lead.
  • The Blackhawks nearly gave up the 5th goal of the game, halfway through the second period, when Kyle Palmieri followed up a Sergei Kalinin rebound, after Kalinin beat Trevor Daley. The rush left Scott Darling prone and helpless but, luckily, there was a goalie interference call made.
  • Because when I think of coaching geniuses, I think of Patrick Roy. Joel Quenneville pulled a Roy by yanking his goalie with almost seven minutes left in the third period. I mean I understand the Blackhawks are so fucking good with the man advantage. Right? Fucking STUPID.

The Lineblender
Panarin - Toews - Garbutt
Teravainen - Anisimov - Kane
Dano - Kero - Tikhonov
Desjardins - Kruger - Shaw

Seabrook - Svedberg
van Reimsdyk - Hjalmarsson
Gustafsson - Daley


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Thursday, November 5, 2015

Erie County District Attorney's
Three Part 30 Minute Interview
Regarding The Kane Investigation

Just wanted to post this in one spot, so you wouldn't have to click separate links. Stick tap to @ChiBDM for posting them up.

Part 1
Part 2 Part 3
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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Blackhawks vs Blues
6-5 OT Loss Recap

"IMPLODE"

by Gatekeeper

Before I get to the shenanigans, I want to point out how touching it was to have the Blackhawks each bring out a young cancer patient. If you have anything shitty to say about that, you're a scumbag.

After yet another successful Shoutcast, Tuesday night, it was back to hockey. Who better to jump back into action with than the St. Louis Blues? They were delayed coming in when we all woke up in the morning to some incredibly dense fog, in Chicago. Personally, I think it was the cloud of stench coming off the Blues players and their recently fined dopey meatball, Ryan Reaves. It wouldn't be a Blues game without an inappropriate David Backes reference, so here we go:


As far as the Blackhawks are concerned, this game couldn't have started out much better. While they gave up two goals, their offensive problems were on display for everyone to see...by scoring FIVE goals. They chased the Blues starting goalie, Brian Elliott, from the game TWICE, and even scored on a penalty shot. If we wanted to get picky, we could complain about the two Blues goals, but it was much more fun imagining the mental meltdown going on in the peanut brains of Blues fans. The Hawks out shot the Blues 18-8, out scored them 5-2, won 18 of 20 faceoffs, and just flat out dominated the #BLOLues. Why did this period have to end?

Of course everything fell apart in the second period for our heroes. The Blackhawks gave up 3 goals on 12 shots, completely blowing their big lead and losing all momentum. Sprinkle in a bad penalty, lazy defense and just general complacency. That best describes the Blackhawks performance in the second period. Nothing good to speak of, and just a tale of two completely teams.

The Blackhawks regained some of their lost momentum in the third period, but it was nothing like the first 20 minutes. In the end, that's what cost them the extra point. The shot differential was 14-7 in favor of the Blackhawks but there were no goals, which eventually led these two teams to the always exciting 3vs3 overtime. The Blackhawks had several chances in the overtime but could not finish, and eventually the Blues did finish.

The Good
  • Just two minutes and ten seconds into the game, a Ryan Hartman forecheck on Carl Gunnarsson led to a puck spitting out into the slot for Marko Dano. #FreeDano pumped the shot through Elliott for a quick Blackhawks lead, and his first Blackhawks goal.
  • Not to be out done, a minute and thirty five seconds after the Alex Steen goal, Andrew Shaw decided it was a fine time to score his first goal of the year. For the "drama" multiplier, he did it on a penalty shot. Andrew Squared, Shaw and Desjardins, came in on an unusual 2-on-0 but Colton Parayko was able to catch up and get enough of a piece of Shaw to throw him off, but it was also enough to earn an infraction. Less egregious than the non call on Shaw the other night, but I digress. Shaw was all business on the penalty shot, beating Elliott low to the stick side. 2-1 Blackhawks.
  • Teuvo Teravainen decided to jump in on the Blackhawks action while the iron was hot. He was standing in all alone behind the Blues defense, for some odd reason, and was able to pick up a Trevor Daley rebound. Teravainen had a pretty easy time tucking the puck in around Elliott's leg, which earned Elliott a shift on the bench.
  • Two minutes after the Fabbri goal, Patrick Kane set up Brent Seabrook for what looked like a pretty innocent long point shot. Somehow, the long howitzer from Seabrook cleanly beat Elliott for a 4-2 Blackhawks lead.
  • Less than a minute after the Seabrook goal, Captain Caveman pulled some of his usual caveman crap. Toews had a step on Backes and was able to get a clean shot off. Backes then cross checked Toews in the back, and into his own goalie. Elliott had to leave the game injured, in what some speculated as a concussion. Jake Allen came back in the game, and ended up finishing. Patrick Kane used an Andrew Shaw screen, among others, to beat Allen on the first shot he faced, giving the Blackhawks a 5-2 lead. Gotta love that leadership. Take a penalty, injure your goalie, and eventually give up a powerplay goal while you're sitting in the box. Fuck David Backes. Enjoy your President's Trophy banners, loser.

The Bad
  • Late in the first period, young Robby Fabbri rushed up ice, curled in behind a streaking Blues forward and Andrew Desjardins, using both players as a screen. Once both players passed in front of Crawford, Fabbri sniped a shot to Crawford's stick side.
  • Just over three minutes into the second period, a lost faceoff deep in the Blackhawks zone led to a long Colton Parayko rebound being poked in by Alex Steen. Trevor van Riemsdyk was covering Steen and made a weak attempt. You have to tie up Steen's stick on that play. That is your sole job in that scenario. That is not a time to be half-assing it.
  • After the Blackhawks played their fancy overtime passing drill, the Blues hung in long enough to get their best goal scorer, Vlad Tarasenko, with a wide open look. He'd been invisible all game, but when it counted most, he delivered.
  • Artem Anisimov was brutal at the dots, winning only 7 of 21.
  • Elliott wasn't the only Blues player to go out injured. Ball bag, Steve "The Pirate" Ott went out after a get together with Brent Seabrook, and didn't return.
  • Only Marko Dano and Ryan Hartman played less shifts than Trevor Daley. Sign of the doghouse in the near future.

The Ugly
  • Less than a minute after the Dano goal, Blues stud D-Man Colton Parayko took a long shot that hit Alexander Steen in the leg and floated over Crawford like a fluttering injured bird. Ugly.
  • After the Teravainen goal, Paul Bearer Hitchcock pulled Brian Elliott and put Jake Allen in for a total of 41 seconds and no saves, before putting Elliott back in the game.
  • Late in the second period, a Teuvo Teravainen interference penalty turned into a Jay Bouwmeester powerplay goal, cutting the Blackhawks lead to just one goal. Definitely not the Blackhawks best effort in that second period.
  • The Blackhawks weren't finished with their collapse just yet, though. Captain Caveman gathered a weird carom off the UC boards, along the goal line and snapped a tight angle shot past a helpless Crawford, to successfully complete blowing their 3 goal lead.
  • The Toews, Garbutt, Panarin line were each -2, and Panarin was on the ice for the OT goal, so he ended up -3. They didn't look that bad, but overall they weren't all that great, either.

The Lineblender
Panarin - Toews - Garbutt
Teravainen - Anisimov - Kane
Dano - Kero - Hartman
Desjardins - Kruger - Shaw

Seabrook - Svedberg
van Reimsdyk - Hjalmarsson
Gustafsson - Daley


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Puckin Hostile Shoutcast - Episode 42


In this Puckin Hostile Shoutcast Meatball-a-palooza number 42, the Joakim Nordstrom episode, the Puckin Hostile clowns are joined by couple of returning guests:
-The scourge of that disgusting garbage fire known as St. Louis, Bill Beck
-Rescued from the glue factory and certain retirement, this handsome devil and black eye of the Stankus family Uncle Rozsival.

The group discuss the following:

-Derek getting clowned but the CBJ twitter account
-Very briefly, The latest on the Kane investigation
-Injuries to Keith and Hossa
-Richards fired in LOLumbus and replaced by John Tortorella
-Canadiens unlikely hot start
-Games vs Panthers, Lightning, Ducks, at Winnipeg, at Minnesota and Kings
-Several Blackhawks roster moves, including Bryan Bickell being sent to Rockford
-Intending to blow
-Several inappropriate references

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Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Blackhawks vs. Kings
4-2 Win Recap

"Marko. Dano. Marko. Dano."
by Patrick Stankus

The Blackhawks returned home on Monday night from their brief and unsuccessful two game road trip to the north last week. Standing in line tonight was the visiting Los Angeles Kings, who have gotten their early season issues snorted out and come to town riding a 7 game winning streak. The Blackhawks on the other hand are struggling to say the least. To try and spark the team, the Hawks sent overpriced forward Bryan Bickell to Rockford and recalled forward Marko Dano for tonight's game. In addition to that roster shuffle, the Hawks would also be without Marian Hossa for tonight's game.

As is always the case when the Kings and Hawks battle, tonight's game got off to a fantastic pace. The opening minutes featured end to end action with several scoring chances. The Hawks however would get on the board first courtesy of a one timer from Garbutt to The Captain just over the 6 minute mark. With 5 and a half minutes remaining in the period, Alec Martinez tied the game up for the Kings on a point shot with a little help from a Marko Dano screen, but still was one Crawford should have had. The Kings wouldn't be done with scoring. With 1:20 remaining, Anze Kopitar scored on a rebound attempt to give the Kings a 2-1 after the first period.

The fast pace of the the game would continue as the second period got underway. Both teams would have a few quality chances during the period. Both teams came within inches of scoring as both Jake Muzzin and Teuvo Teravainen found the post. The highlight of the period came from a goal mouth scrum that featured Marcus Kruger and Anze Kopitar earning roughing penalties. After 40 minutes, the Kings would still lead 2-1.

The third period would get started on the right foot for the Hawks. Patrick Kane tied the game just 1:22 into the period on a lazy wrist shot, that similar to the Martinez goal, is one that should have been stopped. That wasn't the only time we'd hear from Kane in the third period. Midway through the period, Kane fed a no look pass from behind the net to a wide open Teuvo Teravainen who put the Hawks up 3-2. Throughout the period the Hawks and Corey Crawford were able to hold off a flurry of chances from the Kings, along with two Kings' power plays. Artem Anisimov put the game out of reach in the final two minutes with a breakaway goal, and sealed a 4-2 win for the Blackhawks.



The Good
  • The all around play by Panarin, Garbutt, and Toews on the Hawks opening goal was superb. Panarin kept it simple, got the puck out, while Garbutt fed Toews a perfect pass to one time the puck past Quick. It doesn't get much better than that.
  • This just in. Patrick Kane is good at hockey. That no look pass to Teuvo was, well, it was friggin' awesome. And who didn't enjoy him destroying Trevor Lewis along the boards?
  • Anyone want to call out Jonathan Toews?? The guy has been lights out of late. The Captain added another goal to his hot streak.
  • Corey Crawford shook off a soft goal early and bounced back nicely. He fought off a 19 shot third period from the Kings en route to the win. In the end he made 33 saves tonight.
  • Artem Anisimov continues to make me look like an idiot for saying why the rush to extend him over the summer. I think Jonathan Quick is looking for his jock after that breakaway goal in the third period.
  • I very much approve of the snarl that Kruger displayed against Kopitar in the second period.
  • Another guy who deserves a shout out is Ryan Garbutt. Again, I don't approve of the role he's playing on the first line at times, but he's doing all the little things right.
  • The Hawks for a change had a solid night at the face off dot 37-27.

The Bad
  • Alec Martinez's goal was one Crawford should have had. Yes, there was a partial screen from Dano, but still a point shot like that is one that should be stopped.
  • Marko Dano got the dreaded "he was alright" from Quenneville tonight. I thought he was better than that, but again, Q likes to piss on everyone's parade.
  • Viktor Svedberg had an up and down game. If he can work on not being hell bent of reaching for the puck, and skating towards it instead, he may turn into a reliable defenseman.
  • Yielding 19 shots in a period is never a good thing. Let alone the third period. The Hawks defense needs to tighten up, but tonight they can thank their goalie for bailing them out.

The Ugly
  • Ryan Hartman got the "Q treatment" and was benched following a bad turnover. In the end he played a team low 9:19.
  • Trevor Daley.......WOOF. We're starting to drain some of the patience out of the patience pool I have for a veteran defenseman.
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