Leave it up to me to be late to the party but there has been QUITE a little buzz on Twatter about this "Kaner Shuffle", so I had to check this mess out...and what a mess it is...Have a look for yourself:
- Put some shoes on, kid. What are you, some kind of Cab Driver robbing Hillbilly?
- Nice, "White Boy" shimmy. THAT will do a lot to change the perception that straight white men can't dance.
- Sharpie's reaction is the best. Pure embarrassment.
- Yes, that's the ghost of Jordan Hendry making an appearance from beyond the unmarked west side abandoned lot grave Quenneville has him buried in.
- That Carrot Top vest/jacket thing is straight out of an 80's Devo video, or "Back to the Future".
- Marty the Midget is right out of Goodfellas. I think he's channeling his inner Joe Pesci.
- Apparently, Pick-to-Click Vik and Hammer are required to appear together because they are representing the common homeland, and Vik is a smiling mute.
- The "Can-Can" is definitely the "Can't-Can't".
- Carrot Top mumbles like a slow mental patient with mucus issues.
- "That's an NHL Superstar right there" CLASSIC by Jonny B Goode. Great "Toews Faces" too, Captain Serious. The faces that the woman/women in your life must experience have to be priceless.
- Marty the Midget looks like he has arthritis, when he's dancing.
- Brouwser must be a HOOT on the college campuses.
- Pick-to-Click Vik apparently doesn't even have enough balance to stand on one leg. Shouldn't we be worried about that?